How to Annoy People in the Elevator
How to annoy people in the elevator?
1. Ask everyone's e-mail address, then tell them there are too many dots in it.
2. When the elevator doors close, exclaim confidently, 'Stay calm folks, the doors will open again shortly.'
3. In the elevator press all of the buttons when you get out. It is more efficient when other people are still in it.
4. Stand at the front of the elevator, facing the back. (You may be followed if you are the first person)
5. Introduce your imaginary friends, and have a free conversation with them.
6. Exclaim in the elevator, 'Oh, no, again, it's started raining,' then open your umbrella. (You can open one for the imaginary friends, too)
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