A blonde had two horses. As she couldn't distinguish them, she asked her neighbor for advice. He suggested she cut the mane off one of the horses. The blonde did it, and it worked, but only until the other horse's mane hacked into the fence.
So the neighbor suggested notching the ear of one horse. She did it and it worked, but the other horse hurt his ear, it hacked into the wooden door frame.
So the neighbor suggested measuring the height of each horse. Sure enough, the black horse was three inches smaller than the white horse.
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