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Horse-Riding Honeymoon

Right after their wedding, the couple decided to go to a horse-riding honeymoon, and pass through one beautiful mountain in Colorado. As the horses were crossing a nice little stream, the wife's horse slipped and jostled her. The man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes.
He says, 'That is one!'
He helps to the wife and remounts his horse. They continue their ride. About an hour later the woman's horse stumbles again, stepping over a fallen tree branch. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes again.
'That is two!' he states.
He returns to his saddle again and they continue the horse-riding honeymoon. As the afternoon sun began to set above the mountain, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a moss-grown slope. The man dismounts, goes to the wife's horse, and helps her out of the saddle. He stares in the eyes of the horse.
'That is three!' he says.
Now he takes out a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.
The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful animal killed, shouts to her husband, 'This is terrible, why would you do such a thing?!'
The man stares into his wife's eyes and says, 'That is one!'
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