Honest Cover Letter
Honest cover letter can be your thing. It is not so bad being honest, after all. Don't be afraid to include these into your motivation letter:
1. It is the best for employers that I do not work with people.
2. Let's meet in person, so you can say "Oooh" and "Aaah" over my experience.
3. Am a perfectionist and rarely if ever forget details ever.
4. Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No Commitments!
5. I procrastinate. Especially when the job is unpleasant.
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