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Hid in the Nearest Toilet
Four mathematicians and four economists were going for a trip by train. The mathematicians bought four tickets but economists bought only one. When the conductor was close to their compartment, all four economists hid in the nearest toilet. The conductor saw that somebody was in the toilet, so knocked in. In reply a hand appeared with one ticket. He checked it and the economists saved 3/4 of the ticket price.
On their way back the mathematicians decided to use the same strategy. So they bought only one ticket. However, the economists did not buy tickets at all. When the mathematicians saw the conductor, they quickly hid in the nearest toilet and when they heard the knocking they handed out the ticket. But they did not get it back for their surprise.
The economists took it and rushed to the other toilet.
On their way back the mathematicians decided to use the same strategy. So they bought only one ticket. However, the economists did not buy tickets at all. When the mathematicians saw the conductor, they quickly hid in the nearest toilet and when they heard the knocking they handed out the ticket. But they did not get it back for their surprise.
The economists took it and rushed to the other toilet.
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