Had a Heart Attack
Two guys met in heaven. They were chatting about how they died.
'I froze to death!' said the first.
'I had a heart attack!' said the second.
'How did it happen?'
'You know, I went home a bit earlier. I heard noises, and I thought my wife is upstairs with another man. But when I went inside, I couldn't find anybody. I felt so guilty for accusing my wife of adultery that I had a heart attack on the spot.'
The first guy rubbed his forehead, 'Man, we'd both be alive right now if you open the fridge...'
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