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Guards for a Presidential Event

The US Military was asked for a special favor. The president wanted guards for a presidential event to stay with his daughter, so he called the military contact, the first lieutenant.
'Good morning, this is president Nixon. We are having a state dinner at Friday night. I want you to send out two guards to be escorts for my daughters.
'Yes. Do you have any special requirements?'
'I want them dressed in their uniforms. They should be tall and good looking.'
'Yes, sir. Two tall, good looking guards for a presidential event, dressed in uniforms, next Friday night. Is there anything else?'
'Yeah, do not send me any Mexicans!'
'No, sir, not any Mexicans. Anything else you require?'
'No, that's all.'
Friday night came and two tall, good looking lieutenants showed up, dressed in uniforms. They were promptly ushered in to meet the daughter and introduced themselves.
'But you are both black. There must be some mistake here!' said the daughter.
One lieutenant replied, 'I do not believe that's possible, because Captain Hernández never makes mistakes!
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