A young man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
'Hey, great tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks at the bartender to see if he said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar, the man just ignores it.
'Hey! Fantastic shirt!' The guy looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
'Hey! Spectacular suit!' The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
'It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts.'
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