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Great Smells Coming from the Kitchen

Old Tobias was a very poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very fancy Italian restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Tobias went out to eat his slice of bread and enjoy the great smells coming from the kitchen. One day, Tobias was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for "Enjoyment of food". So he went to the restaurant to give back the invoice, as he did not not bought anything from them.
The manager said, 'You are enjoying our great smells coming from the kitchen every single day, so you should pay us for it.'
After Tobias refused to pay, the restaurant sued him.
At the hearing the manager said, 'Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. We are providing added value to his poor lunch and we deserve to be compensated for it, this is clear.'
The judge turned to Tobias and asked, 'Do you have anything to add?'
Tobias put his hand into his pocket and rattled the few coins he had.
'Okay then, now I'm paying for the smell of the food with the sound of my money.'
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