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Goodbye, Mother!

Walking through the supermarket, a young guy noticed an elderly lady following him around. He could ignore her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.
'Pardon me, I'm sorry if I've been staring. You know, you look just like my son who died recently,' she said.
'I am sorry for your loss,' the young man replied, 'Is there anything I can do for you?'
'Well, as I'm leaving, can you please just say: "Goodbye, mother!" It would make me feel so much better,' she replied timidly and gave him a sweet smile.
'Sure, I can,' the young guy promised.
As she gathered her bags and left, he called out, 'Goodbye, mother!'
Stepping up to the counter, the guy saw that his total amount to pay was about $150 higher than it should be.
'That amount is wrong,' he complained, 'I only have a few groceries!'
'Oh, your mother has just said that you would pay for her,' explained the cashier.
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