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A Mexican traveled to the USA. He spoke no English, but had to buy new socks. He walked into a small clothing store, and managed to convey to the shop assistant that he needs something, but not what.
The shop assistant had an idea and took down boxes and showed to the Mexican what was inside. Shirts, ties, hats, pants, but each time the Mexican shook his head and said, 'No.'
Finally, there was a box of socks.
The Mexican nodded vigorously, pointed to the box of socks and said, 'Eso sí que es!'
The shop assistant angrily blurted out, 'Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place???'
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Yo Mama's so dumb when she filled out her application form to "sex" she wrote "not lately".
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The monastery was built high upon a cliff. The only access to reach it was by way of riding in a big bicker basket which was pulled up by several monks to the top. The ride over the rocky, sharp-edged terrain was steep, and in a big wicker basket was terrifying indeed. One brave visitor wanted go up. Roughly halfway he frightened and turned pale seeing that the rope by which they was being pulled was rather frayed and splitting. He frantically asked the monk who was seated next to him in the basket how often they changed the rope.
Thinking for a moment, the monk replied, 'Whenever it breaks.'
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'I am afraid that I am going to have to lock you up for the night,' said the policeman to the drunk man in elf costume.
'What's the charge?' he growled.
'Oh, there isn't any charge. It is all part of the service.'
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Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. When I warned her she had lost a shoe, she replied, 'No, it's okay, I've just found one!'
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One day three salesmen went to a ranch. They asked the farmer if he wanted to buy some of their products.
The farmer said, 'Okay, please wait here until I come back with the money. But do not touch my daughter while I'm gone!'
When he returned, he found them all on top of his daughter. He pointed his shotgun at them and yelled, 'Go out to my garden now, pick ten things, and run back in here!'
The first salesman returned with ten beans.
The farmer said, 'Shove them up your butt and you can go.'
Not wanting to be shot, the salesman shoved them up his butt without a word and he was free to go.
The second salesman returned with ten apricots.
The farmer said, 'Shove them up your butt and you can go.'
After he had done that, the salesman started laughing.
'What's so funny?' asked the farmer.
The salesman replied, 'The other guy is out there picking eggplants.'
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Cats are just like men:
1. They don't listen.
2. When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
3. They don't come in when you call.
4. They like to stay out all night.
5. When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
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A guy was speeding on the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across. He jumped on the brake pedal with both legs, but unfortunately the hopping Easter Bunny was in front of the car and was hit.
The basket of eggs and candy and chocolate went flying all over the highway.
The driver pulled over to the side of the road and got out. He saw the hopping Easter Bunny now was lying on the road, and it was dead.
The driver was an animal lover, a sensitive guy, and now he felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman, who was driving down the same highway saw him and pulled over. She got out of her car and asked what happened.
'I feel miserable, I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There won't be Easter because of me. What should I do?'
'Never mind, I know exactly what to do.'
She went pulled out a spray can from her bag. Then she walked over to the Easter Bunny and sprayed the entire can onto its fury body.
Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came back to life, collected the eggs and sweets, and hopped across the highway.
Ten meters away the hopping Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped on down the road another ten meters. Then he turned, waved, hopped another ten meters, turned and waved again.
'What in heaven's name was in your spray can?' asked the startled guy.
The woman gave him the can. The label said: "Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave. Hair Spray"
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Ingrid was being interviewed for a job. She could be a maid at the house of the wealthy Abramskis.
'Do you have any religious views?' asked Mrs. Abramski.
Ingrid replied, 'No, but I have some really nice pictures of Sweden.'
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In a narrow alley two truck drivers were driving, and they met facing each other. They were equally stubborn, and neither of them wanted to shunt. They angrily looked at each other for long minutes. Finally, one of them picked up a newspaper and started reading.
The other truck driver politely asked, 'When you've finished the newspaper, would you please pass me?'
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