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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Annather brick in the wall!
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Q: What do Canadian beer and urine samples have in common?
A: The taste.
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Charlie was minutes away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law dropped in holding their newborn baby.
'Stop Charlie! You cannot do this!' exclaimed the brother.
'Why not?' asked Charlie.
'Don't you wanna have a beautiful baby in the future? Like my wife and I have here? Come on, I want a nephew. Charlie, make me an uncle.'
Charlie couldn't take it anymore.
He gave his sister-in-law a regretful look and asked his brother, 'Are you sure?'
'Yes brother, I want a nephew, it would be an honor.'
'Well congrats, you're holding him.'
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A man was lying spread out on four theater seats.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he said, 'Sorry sir, but you are only allowed to sit on one seat.'
The man groaned but didn't move.
The usher became impatient, 'Sorry sir, but if you do not get up from those seats I have to call the manager.'
The man just groaned again, making the usher angry. So he went for the manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned to the man who was lying spread out. They tried to move him, but without any success. Finally, they called the police.
The cop came out and took action, 'Well, my fellow, what's your name?'
'Tim,' the man moaned.
'Where are you from, Tim?'
Tim replied with pain in his voice, '...from the balcony.'
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Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Hey, just between us. Something smells.
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children, 'And why is it so important to be quiet in church?'
'Because people are sleeping,' replied Nina.
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A cruise ship sank in the middle of the ocean. Three men managed to get in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without any water or food. One morning a golden lamp floated up to the lifeboat. One man could reach it. He pulled the cork, and a genie appeared.
'I will grant each of you one wish,' said the genie.
'I wish I was home with my family,' said the first man. Then he was gone in an instant.
'I wish I was home with my girlfriend,' wished the second man. He was gone in an instant, too.
The third man looked around, and his face saddened.
'I am kind of lonely now,' he said. 'I wish my two friends were here with me again.'
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Q: What is the difference between a vampires and a lawyers?
A: Vampires only suck blood at night.
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Our parents had not been out together on a traditional date in quite some time. One Friday, as my mother was finishing the dinner dishes, my dad stepped up behind her.
'Can I take you out, girl?' he asked.
Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, 'Oh, yes, I would love to go out!'
They had a lovely, traditional date, however at the end of it my father confessed. His question had been directed to our dog actually, who was lying on the kitchen floor near my mother's feet.
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The reception of the Portsmouth hotel got a call from their French guest. He wanted room service for some pepper.
The concierge asked politely, 'White pepper, or black pepper?'
The French Guest replied, 'Toilette pepper!'
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