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Q: What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: The Beer Nuts are about a dollar twenty. The deer nuts are under a buck.
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Aladdin, Prince Charming, and Don Juan are sitting around a table discussing who the greatest person in the world is.
Aladdin says that he is the most sympathetic because he freed Genie.
Prince Charming says that he is the greatest person in the world because he is the most devoted prince in the world.
Don Juan says that he is the greatest because he has loved the most women in the world.
So they go and ask the wise man who is the greatest person in the world. They agree to go in alone. Like this, they won't be embarrassed in front of the others.
Aladdin goes in first and comes out smiling. He says that he truly is the most sympathetic person in the world.
Prince Charming goes in, and also comes out smiling. He says that he truly is the most devoted person in all the world.
Don Juan goes in last but when he comes out he is very upset. He asks, 'Who the hell is Bill Clinton?!?'!
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The lifeguard ordered the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
'From time to time young children will urinate in a pool, everyone knows this,' answered the mother, giving him a lecture.
'Oh, you say so?' asked the lifeguard, 'From the diving board???'
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My friend Samantha, and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant on the boulevard, when a waitress set disposable wooden chopsticks at our places. Samantha reached for her bag and pulled out her own pair of chopsticks. 'As an environmentalist,' she declared loudly, 'I do not approve of disposable wooden chopsticks. For those bamboo forests are destroyed.'
The waitress inspected her chopsticks, 'Very beautiful,' she said politely. 'Ivory.'
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Q: How long does the chicken work?
A: Around the cluck.
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Two fat chaps walked into the bar.
'Your round,' said the first one.
'So are you,' replied the second.
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The mother returned from the grocery store. Her little son happily pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for.
Then, he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the dinner table.
'Bobby, why are you spreading the animal-shaped crackers?' his mother asked.
'It is written on the box that you can't eat them if the seal is broken,' little Bobby explained, 'I am searching for the seal.'
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A life insurance agent wanted to sell a policy to a farmer, but they were not on the same page.
'Look at it this way. How would your wife carry on if you should die?' the life insurance agent asked finally.
'Well, I don't think that'd be my concern, as long as she behaves herself while I am alive.'
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Yo Mama's so mindless she hears it is chilly outside so she gets a bowl!
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Two daughters played in a Christmas pageant at their church. That evening, at dinner, they argued who had the more important role in the Christmas pageant.
Finally the eleven year old said to her younger sister, 'Well, you just ask Mommy. She will tell you that it's much easier to be an angel than it is to be a virgin.'
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