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An old lady called the Miami airport to book a ticket. 'I want to fly from Miami to Rhino, New York.'
The agent was loss for words. He asked again, 'Are you sure? Is that the name of the city?'
'Yes, what flights do you have?' asked the client.
After some searching, the agent answered, 'I'm really sorry madam, I have looked up every airport code, but I can find Rhino nowhere.'
The client was impatient, 'Oh don't be so gawky! Everyone knows where it is. Check on your map!'
The agent took a map of the state of New York and finally offered, 'You mean Buffalo, don't you?'
'That's it! I knew it was some kind of big animal,' was the reply.
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A famous magician started to work on a cruise ship with his parrot. The parrot every night stole the show by telling the secrets of the famous magician. One day the cruise ship sank, but luckily they survived in the lifeboat. For a few days, they just sat there looking at each other. The parrot broke the silence finally and said, 'Okay, okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?'
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An American manufacturer was showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Romania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blew, three thousand men and women immediately stopped work and left the building.
'Your workers are escaping! You have to stop them!' cried the potential customer.
'Do not worry, they will be back,' said the American. And indeed, at exactly one o'clock the whistle blew again, and all the workers returned from their lunchbreak.
After their factory tour the manufacturer turned to his guest and asked, 'Well, which of these machines would you like to order?'
'Forget the machines, how much do you want for that whistle?'
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Q: How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Honestly, I don't know. I forgot my calculator in the dorm.
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law. However, over the last few months I have developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her filthy mouth shut.
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My neighbor asked me on his grill party why I was such a dedicated republican.
'My father and grandfather were republicans. I am carrying on the family tradition of being a dedicated republican.'
'Is that your reason?' said my angry neighbor, 'What if your father and grandfather had been chicken thieves?'
'Then I'd be a democrat like you, I guess.'
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The schoolteacher spent the entire hour reading about the Cape buffalo to her class. After she finished, she said, 'It's your turn kids, name some things that are very dangerous to get near to and have horns!'
Little Ginny spoke up without any hesitation, 'Automobiles!'
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Mrs. Garrison went to see her doctor.
'What is your complaint?' asked the doctor.
'I am suffering from a discharge,' she answered.
The doctor said, 'Okay, please undress Mrs. Garrison, and lie down on the examining table.'
She lied down, and the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her private parts.
After a couple of minutes he asked, 'How does that feel?'
'It's fantastic,' she replied, 'but I am suffering from a discharge which comes from my right ear.'
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Q: How many blondes do yo need to change one light bulb?
A: Fifty. One holds the light bulb, the other 49 rotate the house.
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After pulling an old farmer over for speeding, a the police officer started to lecture him about speed limits arrogantly. In the meantime he had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.
'Having some problems with circle flies?' asked the farmer.
The officer paused to take another swat and replied, 'Apparently yes, if that is what they are. I have never heard of circle flies.'
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the trooper, 'On farms, circle flies are common animals. They are called circle flies because they are circling the back end of a horse.'
The police officer stopped for a moment, then asked, 'Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?'
'Oh, officer, of course not. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.'
'That's a good thing,' the officer replied still arrogantly.
After a short pause the farmer added, 'Hard to fool them circle flies, though.'
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