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Guess what, nothing is ever achieved by a reasonable man!
Guess what, nothing is impossible for the manager who doesn't have to do it himself!
Guess what, we all are working in the Office Of Precision Guesswork!
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A Turkish man was walking through the bazaar, when a stranger approached him and offered to sell Viagra for 300 Turkish Lira.
'No, not worth it!'
'Okay my friend, how about 250 Turkish Lira?'
'No, not worth it!'
'Okay then, 150?'
'No, not worth it!'
'My friend, then how about 100?'
'No, not worth it!'
'Listen, these pills cost US $25 each. How can you say they are not worth it?'
'Oh, listen, the pills are worth it, but my wife is not worth it.'
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Four high school boys wanted to sleep more on a Monday morning, so they skipped classes. After lunch they arrived, and told the teacher that they were late due to a flat tire.
Much to their relief the teacher smiled and said, 'Well, you missed today's test. Nevertheless, take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.'
She waited for them to sit down, and after she dictated the first question, 'Which tire was flat?'
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Two monks were riding extremely fast on a motorbike. They were promptly stopped by a policeman.
He asked, 'What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?'
The monks answered, 'Don't worry, Jesus is with us.'
The policeman said, 'In that case, I have to fine you. Three people are never allowed to ride on a motorbike.'
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An anxious wife went to the police station, escorted by her neighbor. They reported that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the man who disappeared.
The wife started, 'He is 37 years old, 7-foot 2-inches, has blue eyes, blond wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 190 pounds, is sophisticated, likes water sports, and is a good father.'
The neighbor objected, 'Marie, your husband is 4-foot 9-inches, bald and plump, he dropped from university and barely plays with children.'
The wife said, 'Yes, yes, but who wants to get HIM back?'
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The wife and the husband were having serious marriage problems. They made the decision, after a very short time together. The couple went to court to make their break-up official. The judge asked the husband, 'What has brought you to this point? Why are you unable to keep this marriage together?'
The husband answered, 'We have serious marriage problems. In the five weeks we have been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.'
The wife said, 'Six weeks.'
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'My brother ran for Senate last year.'
'Really? And what does he do now?'
'Nothing. He got elected.'
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A kind but a bit retarded soccer player died and went to heaven.
'There are too many people in heaven so you have to answer three questions to enter,' said St. Peter.
'Okay, no problem,' replied the soccer player.
'What two days of the week begin with the letter "T"?
'Today and tomorrow, it was easy.'
'Hmmm, I didn't think of that, this is not entirely correct, but I'll give it to you,' said St. Peter and continued, 'How many seconds are in a year?'
The soccer player replied, 'Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.'
'That wasn't what I was thinking, but I'll give it to you, however I feel again, that this is not entirely correct answer. But go for the last question, what is God's first name?'
'Howard,' came the reply.
'How on earth did you get Howard?' asked St. Peter in his surprise.
'Well, it's easy. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.'
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A biologist, an engineer and a mathematician are trying to find the best of the cattle fencing solutions for their cows, but they only have a very limited amount of building material. First the engineer starts to make a circle fence with the material. He says it is the fastest and the easiest solution.
'No, it is not a good cattle fencing solution,' stands up the biologist, 'I have a better idea.'
He takes the fence and makes a square-shaped pen, showing that the most of the green grass can be involved in that shape.
Then the mathematician speaks up, 'No, there is an even better way.'
He proceeds to construct a tiny little fenced-in area around himself, then declares, 'I define myself to be on the outside.'
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The engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality.
The physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations.
The mathematician does not care.
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