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A motorist stopped for gas in a little village driving through Arizona.
'Hello! What's the name of this place?' he asked at the gas station.
'Hi there, well, it depends. Do you mean by them who have to live in this moth-eaten, rusty, dust-covered dry dump, or by them who purely enjoying its peculiar and picturesque rustic charms?'
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A fellow nurse received a call from a frightened patient at my hospital.
'I am diabetic and I am afraid I had too much sugar,' the caller said.
'Are you light-headed?' my colleague asked.
'No,' replied the frightened patient, 'I am a brunette.'
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite.
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One Sunday morning a pastor told his congregation that the church faced some extra maintenance costs before Thanksgiving. He asked the people to consider giving a little extra money in the offering plates that day. He added that whoever gave the most would be able to choose four hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor looked down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill there. He was so excited that he immediately shared his boundless joy with his congregation. He had never had that much extra money in the offering plates.
He said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A shy, blonde woman, Kate, raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she walked there.
'It's wonderful that you donate this much for the church, so the works can be done before Thanksgiving,' the pastor said, 'Kate, choose four hymns.'
Kate's eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, she pointed to the three most handsome man in the church and said, 'I will take him and him and him!'
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A snake and a rabbit crashed in the woods and began to argue who was the guilty one. When the snake mentioned that he had been blind since birth the rabbit said that he too. They forgot about their crash immediately.
The snake said, 'My greatest regret is that I have never been able to see my reflection in the water and I don't know what I look like. What am I?'
The rabbit said, 'We share the same problem. Let's touch each other from head to toe, and then try to describe it. Maybe we can figure out what we are!'
So they started, and the snake winded himself around the rabbit. He announced, 'You have soft fur, you are fluffy, with long ears, and you have a fuzzy ball for a tail. You must be a rabbit!'
The rabbit was delighted and proceeded to return the favor. He concluded, 'You are scaly, slimy, you have little eyes, you slither and squirm continuously. And you have got a forked tongue. I suppose you are a lawyer!'
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A puzzled blonde walked into a bar.
She sat down and started chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender asked what she was doing, but she didn't answer, just kept chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
Soon more puzzled blondes came to the bar, all chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender again asked what they were doing.
One of them held up a kid's puzzle and said, 'The puzzle box says 2-5 years, but we put it together in 42 days!'
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A fresh naval student was tested by an old sea captain.
'What would you do if a storm broke out on the starboard?'
'I would throw out the anchor, sir,' the student answered.
'What would you do if another storm broke out aft?'
'I would throw out the anchor, another one, sir!'
'And if another sudden storm broke out forward, what would you do then?' continued the old sea captain.
'Throw out another anchor, sir.'
'Tell me, from were are you getting all those anchors from?'
'From the same place you are getting your storms, sir.'
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Two daughters played in a Christmas pageant at their church. That evening, at dinner, they argued who had the more important role in the Christmas pageant.
Finally the eleven year old said to her younger sister, 'Well, you just ask Mommy. She will tell you that it's much easier to be an angel than it is to be a virgin.'
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A young guy was very much in love with a beautiful young girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.
'I will send you red roses, one for each year of your live,' promised the guy.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-two red roses to be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, she decided that since the young guy was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen red roses in the bouquet.
The young guy never found out what made the beautiful young girl so angry with him.
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On our Christmas dinner my best friend asked my grandson when he would turn 5.
He replied, 'When I am tired of being 4.'
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