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Friends from University
Bobby and his friends from university are out at the local bar. Finally, after too many rounds plus one, Bobby leans over and pukes all over himself.
'Mhaaan, my hooney ish going to killl me! Messy and smelly me,' he blurted.
His friend blurts back, 'Noo problemo, puut 10$ bill in ya pocket, and tell that soomeone else puuked on you. An' gave ya 10$ to dry-cleaninnng.'
'Ooh, that's evil.'
When Bobby goes home, his girlfriend starts screaming, 'You go out with your little friends from university and come back all puked over yourself! Look how disgusting you are! You're a stinky mess!
Bobby opens his mouth, 'Ssome guy, puked all overrr meeh! Even, he gave 10$ to clean it... it dry!'
His girlfriend replies on a cold voice, 'Oh really? Then how come that's a 20$?!'
Bobby proudly replies, 'He... uh... um... um... so... also sshit in my pants!'
'Mhaaan, my hooney ish going to killl me! Messy and smelly me,' he blurted.
His friend blurts back, 'Noo problemo, puut 10$ bill in ya pocket, and tell that soomeone else puuked on you. An' gave ya 10$ to dry-cleaninnng.'
'Ooh, that's evil.'
When Bobby goes home, his girlfriend starts screaming, 'You go out with your little friends from university and come back all puked over yourself! Look how disgusting you are! You're a stinky mess!
Bobby opens his mouth, 'Ssome guy, puked all overrr meeh! Even, he gave 10$ to clean it... it dry!'
His girlfriend replies on a cold voice, 'Oh really? Then how come that's a 20$?!'
Bobby proudly replies, 'He... uh... um... um... so... also sshit in my pants!'
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