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Flock of Sheep
A man, who is walking along a countryside road, meets a shepherd with his huge flock of sheep. "I will bet you 300 dollars against one of your sheep that I can exactly tell how many sheep you have in this flock."
The shepherd takes the bet, after all this is a big flock of sheep.
The man looks around carefully and says, "568."
The shepherd is quite in a shock, because that is the correct number. He says, "O.k., I'm a man of my word, take one." The man picks an animal up and begins to walk.
"Wait, let me have a chance to get even, double or nothing. I bet I can guess your exact occupation." The man agrees.
"You are an accountant for the government," says the shepherd.
"Wow!" replies the surprised man. "That is true! How do you know that?"
"Please, put down the dog and I will tell you."
The shepherd takes the bet, after all this is a big flock of sheep.
The man looks around carefully and says, "568."
The shepherd is quite in a shock, because that is the correct number. He says, "O.k., I'm a man of my word, take one." The man picks an animal up and begins to walk.
"Wait, let me have a chance to get even, double or nothing. I bet I can guess your exact occupation." The man agrees.
"You are an accountant for the government," says the shepherd.
"Wow!" replies the surprised man. "That is true! How do you know that?"
"Please, put down the dog and I will tell you."
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