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Fishing and Speeding

A man was speeding down the highway. He felt secure among the other cars, as they traveled at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer fined him.
'Officer, I know I was speeding. But you know, this is not fair. The other cars around me were as fast as I. Why did I get the fine?'
'Do you go fishing sometimes?' asked the officer.
'Yes, sometimes I go fishing, why? Fishing and speeding are completely different,' answered the man.
The officer asked smiling, 'Yes, but look, did you ever catch all the fish?'
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