Farmer from Texas
A farmer from Texas goes to Australia, to spend there his vacation. He meets there with an Aussie farmer. They talk a lot, and the Aussie shows his big wheat field proudly.
'Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least three times as large.'
Then they walk around the ranch. The Aussie shows him the herd of cattle.
The farmer from Texas immediately comments, 'We have longhorns that are at least three times as large as your cows.'
The conversation almost dies at this point, but a bunch of kangaroos appears, hopping through the field. The Texas farmer asks, 'Wow, and what are those?'
The Aussie asks back with a satisfied smile, 'You have no grasshoppers in Texas?'
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