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Fancy Halloween Party

A married couple was invited to a fancy Halloween party. The dress code was strict, everybody had to show up in costumes.
The wife got a terrible headache that day, but told her husband to go anyway. The devoted husband protested at first, but finally he agreed after his wife urged him to go and don't let this time be wasted.
So he took his costume and went to the fancy Halloween party.
The wife, after taking some medicine, slept for an hour, and woke up fully recharged. The headache disappeared. It was still early, she decided to go the party. As her costume was kept in secret, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband and check how he acted when he was on his own.
She soon spotted her husband in the party. He was dancing wildly to the funky music with every nice chick he could, giving little kisses here and there.
His wife joined him on the dancefloor, in her disguise she was only a new chick to the man. She let him go as far as he wished.
Finally, he whispered a clear proposition in her ear...
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away to return home and waited for her husband. She wanted to hear what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
'Hi honey, was the night good?' she asked him when he arrived.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there,' replied the husband.
'Did you dance much?'
'Honey, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Chris, Ron, and some other guys, John, so we went into the den and played darts all evening. But you must hear what happened to the guy to whom I gave my costume...'
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