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Famous Warriors
Two famous warriors, a general and an admiral were fishing together. A sudden squall came up, and when it died down both famous warriors were struggling clumsily in the water.
The admiral managed to pull himself back into the boat after his helpless gasps. Using an oar he could help out the general.
'If the sea force found I can't swim I'd be disgraced. Please, please, don't say a word about this accident to anyone,' begged the admiral.
'Your secret is safe. Do not worry,' the general replied, 'I would hate to have my men find out I cannot walk on water.'
The admiral managed to pull himself back into the boat after his helpless gasps. Using an oar he could help out the general.
'If the sea force found I can't swim I'd be disgraced. Please, please, don't say a word about this accident to anyone,' begged the admiral.
'Your secret is safe. Do not worry,' the general replied, 'I would hate to have my men find out I cannot walk on water.'
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