Two best friends went to heaven.
At the pearly gates a saint stopped them and asked, 'Were you faithful husbands on Earth?'
The first replied, 'Yes, I've never betrayed my wife, I barely even looked at other women.'
The saint replied, 'Very good, very good. You can drive this brand new sports car! Here, take the keys!'
Then the saint turned to the second man and asked, 'Were you a faithful husband, too?'
'Well, to be honest, I did cheat on my wife many times. I never came clean... and my wife hated me.'
'Well, that's not very good, however, you were a good man besides that. You can drive around this old, used Dodge.'
A few days later, the two best friends met, but the first had tears in his eyes and seemed heart-broken.
'Hey, my friend, why are you crying?'
'I saw my wife today.'
'But that's great! Did you say hello?'
'No, that's my problem,' he said bitterly, 'I couldn't follow her onto the bicycle path with my sports car.'
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