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Extra Money in the Offering PlatesOne Sunday morning a pastor told his congregation that the church faced some extra maintenance costs before Thanksgiving. He asked the people to consider giving a little extra money in the offering plates that day. He added that whoever gave the most would be able to choose four hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor looked down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill there. He was so excited that he immediately shared his boundless joy with his congregation. He had never had that much extra money in the offering plates. He said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A shy, blonde woman, Kate, raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she walked there. 'It's wonderful that you donate this much for the church, so the works can be done before Thanksgiving,' the pastor said, 'Kate, choose four hymns.' Kate's eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, she pointed to the three most handsome man in the church and said, 'I will take him and him and him!' What is your opinion of this joke? Rate it!
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