Employee Sick Pay Entitlement
Union members and their employer were negotiating about the employee sick pay entitlement. The union denied that their workers were abusing the provisions set out by their contract. Next morning in the meeting room, the company's negotiator showed a newspaper, and announced, 'This man called in sick yesterday!'
He pointed to a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had won a local swimming competition with outstanding speed. A union negotiator broke the silence in the room.
'Wow! Just think of the speed he could reach if he wasn't sick!'
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