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Easy to Learn Chinese

It is easy to learn Chinese. See examples below:

Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao

He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

This is a tow away zone = No Pah King

That's not right = Sum Ting Wong

Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu

Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Stupid Man = Dum Gai

I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni

Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?

It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?

I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat

Our meeting is scheduled for tomorrow = Wai Yu Kum Nao?
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