Drunk as a Skunk
When are you drunk as a skunk?
1. Royal Vodka stock is up since Saturday, thanks to you.
2. You spent your Monday in jail for cow-tipping.
3. For the money, which is missing from your account, you could have easily bought a car.
4. Your friends stood at a safe distance when you blew out your birthday candles, and they even had fire extinguishers.
5. The security asks for your I. D. card just to see how long it takes you to find it in your pockets.
6. Dry cleaner employees greet you, 'Hey, it's VomitMan!'
7. You are sober enough now to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan. Not a personal challenge.
8. Your friends call you on Monday morning to make sure you returned the sheep.
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