This drunk fellow was stumbling down the street with one foot on the sidewalk and one foot in the ditch.
A policeman pulled him up and said, 'Sir, I'm gonna take you in. You are drunk, you cannot deny it.'
The wasted fellow asked, 'Uhm, officer, are you sure I'm drunk...?'
'Yes, buddy,' he said, 'I am totally sure about that. Let's go.'
'Oh, that's a huge relief, you know. I thought I was a cripple.'
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