One late night, the policeman was in service next to a crowded bar. He waited to catch some drunk drivers. After closing time, he saw his man. He could not walk straight, mumbled something, dropped his keys and hardly could collect them from the ground. Then he tried his keys on four different cars before he found his. Then he sat into the car, but could not start the engine. All the other people drove off by the time he finally managed and began to pull away.
The policeman proudly stopped the drunk driver, asked for his documents and took the breathalyzer test. However, the results was 0.0.
'What is this result? It must be fake!' the confused policeman yelled at the drunk driver.
'Well, officer, I'm the designated decoy tonight.'
What is your opinion of this joke? Rate it!
(When you click to rate a joke we immediately save your rating
and show you a new joke instantly as our thanks!)