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Drove Through the Red Light
The other day I drove through the red light. At court I told the judge that I was a teacher, and asked my case to be heard immediately so I could get back to my class. A wild shine came into the judge's eye.
He said, 'Madam, I have waited so many years to have a teacher in this court. Sit down at that table now, and write: "I drove through the red light!" 200 times.'
He said, 'Madam, I have waited so many years to have a teacher in this court. Sit down at that table now, and write: "I drove through the red light!" 200 times.'
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