Disappeared Under the Table
Luke and Tina were having dinner in a fancy restaurant. Their waiter, taking another order at a table a few meters away, noticed that Luke was slowly, silently sliding down from his chair and disappeared under the table, while Tina acted quite unconcerned.
After the waiter finished taking the other order, he came over to the table and said, 'Pardon me, but I think your husband just disappeared under the table.'
The woman calmly looked up and replied, 'Oh, he did not. In fact, he has just walked in the front door.'
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