Differences Between Men and Women
There are big differences between men and women
A man pays $3 for a $2 item which he needs.
A woman pays $2 for a $3 item which she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she marries.
A man never worries about the future until he marries.
A successful husband is someone who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful wife is someone who can find such a man.
To be happy with your husband, you must understand him a lot and love him only a little.
To be happy with your wife, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman marries expecting the man will change. But he doesn't.
A man marries expecting that the woman won't change. But she does.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. The first is before, the second is after marriage.
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