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Declaration of Independence
One day a teacher asked one of her students, 'Who signed the Declaration of Independence?'
The little boy didn't know the answer. He was asked again and again on the next days, but he just couldn't learn, did not know the right answer.
Finally, the teacher called the boy's father to her office.
'Your son won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence,' she complained desperately.
'Come here, son. Sit down,' said the father. 'If you signed that crazy thing, please now admit it and then we both can go home.'
The little boy didn't know the answer. He was asked again and again on the next days, but he just couldn't learn, did not know the right answer.
Finally, the teacher called the boy's father to her office.
'Your son won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence,' she complained desperately.
'Come here, son. Sit down,' said the father. 'If you signed that crazy thing, please now admit it and then we both can go home.'
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