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Dear Lord Baby Jesus

On a November night, an Italian businessman's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to baby Jesus. It was one of their family traditions before the Holidays.
He starts: "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I have been a good son the whole year. I would like to get a brand new..."
He looks at the paper, then tears it into pieces. He takes out a new piece of paper from the drawer and starts again: "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I have been a good son for most of this year, so I want a brand new..."
He again looks at it, frowns, then tears into pieces.
Then he gets the idea. He goes into his parents' room, gets the statue of the Virgin Mary, locks it in the cabinet, takes another piece of paper and starts writing: "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, if you want to see your mother again..."
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