Day Off Request
Are you thinking about a day off request? Let's have a look at what you are requesting.
There are 365 days a year, 52 weeks. You already have 2 days off every week. So, there are only 261 days for actual work.
You have 8 hours each day, 16 hours out, therefore you have used up 170 days. That makes 91 days available for work.
Each day you have 30 minutes coffee break which counts for 23 days per year, so only 68 days are available.
Each day you also have 1 hour lunch break,which counts for 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
Generally, 2 days per year are spent on sick leave. Only 20 days per year available for work, apparently.
In general we have 5 holidays per year, so the available working time is only 15 days.
Our company grants 14 days for vacation per year which gives only 1 day available for work.
Do you really think that we will accept your day off request?
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