Dark Ale Beer
An Englishman who had a bit too much of dark ale beer was driving home from the brewery one night. His car made the twisting motion of a snake on the road. A cop pulled him over.
'So, where have you been?' asked the cop.
'Why, I've been to the brewery of course,' replied the drunk.
'Looks like you've had too much dark ale beer there.'
'I did all right,' smiled the Englishman.
'Did you know,' said the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 'that two minutes ago your wife fell out of your car?'
'Oh, thank God,' sighed the drunk. 'I was scared I'd gone deaf.'
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