Copy Machine Is Out of Order
The copy machine is out of order every now and then in most offices. Instead of answering the same questions of the employees, a notice like this would do:
Yes, the photocopier is out of order,
Yes, we have called the service man,
Yes, he will be here today,
No, we don't know how long it will take,
No, we cannot fix the machine,
No, we don't know who broke it,
No, we don't know what is the root cause,
Yes, we are keeping it,
No, we don't know what you are going to do now.
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