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87 little bugs in the code,
87 little bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again!

96 little bugs in the code.
96 little bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again!

101 little bugs in the code,
101 little bugs in the code,
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The workforce of the future will consist of a man and a dog. The man will feed the dog, and the dog will keep the man from touching the computers.
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Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat.
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At the computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
'Let's suppose that you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software. How many of you would disembark immediately?'
Almost everybody raised his hand. Only one man sat still.
'What would you do?' asked the instructor.
'I am sure that with my team's software the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway.'
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'I need you to right-click on the Desktop,' started the IT technician.
'OK,' replied the client.
'Can you see a pop-up menu?' asked the IT tech guy.
'No,' replied the client
'No problem, right-click on the desktop again. Can you see the pop-up menu?'
'No,' said the client.
'OK. No problem. Can you please tell me what you have done so far during our call?' asked the IT tech guy.
'Sure, you told me to write "click" so I wrote "click".'
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Q: How many computer scientists do you need to change a light bulb?
A: Zero, that is a hardware problem.
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Do not forget this, an idiot with a computer is just a faster, better idiot.
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Q: How does your computer tell you that it needs more memory?
A: It says: "byte me".
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'How much does Windows cost?' asked the client.
'Windows costs about $90,' replied the salesman.
'Oh, that's pretty expensive. Can I buy just one window?'
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An engineer and a programmer were sitting next to each other on a long train ride from Prague to Zagreb. The programmer turned to the engineer and asked if he would like to play a funny game. The engineer just wanted to sleep, so he politely declined and rolled his head to the other side.
The programmer didn't give up and explained that the game is really easy, and a long train ride could be exhausting without a little fun.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the right answer, you pay me $10. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $20,' he said.
The engineer politely declined again.
The programmer was still bored and not sleepy, so he offered, 'Ok, if you don't know the answer you pay me $10, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $200!'
This caught the engineer's attention, and he wanted to put an end on the situation, so he agreed to the game.
'What is the distance from the Earth to Mars?' asked the programmer.
The engineer didn't say a word, but pulled out $10 and handed it to the programmer. Now, it was the engineer's turn.
'What goes up a mountain with three legs, and comes down on four?'
The programmer was puzzled. He even took his laptop to find the answer, but there was no success. So, after three hours he woke the engineer and gave him $200. The engineer politely took it and turned away to sleep through this long train ride.
'Hey, what's the answer?' asked the confused programmer. Without a word, the engineer handed the programmer $10, and turned away to sleep.
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