A director is screen testing Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger for his new film about classic composers. Not having figured out, firstly he asks Jean-Claude who he would like to be.
'I like classic composers and my favorite is Mozart. I want to be Mozart!' he replies.
So the director says, 'Well, you can be Mozart.'
Then he turns to Arnold and asks, 'Arnie, which classic composer would you like to be?'
And Arnold says, 'Ah'll be Bach!'
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