Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Wife
Why a Christmas tree is better than a wife?
1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your truck.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch soccer all day.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
4. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
5. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the street and have it taken away.
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