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Two little girls were talking in the park.
'My name is Dorothy. What's yours?' asked the first girl.
'Ginny,' replied the second, 'My daddy is an accountant. What is your daddy's job?'
Dorothy replied, 'My daddy's a lawyer.'
'Honest?' asked Ginny.
'No, the regular kind,' replied Dorothy.
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children, 'And why is it so important to be quiet in church?'
'Because people are sleeping,' replied Nina.
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There was a postman who used to deliver mail to a house were a little boy every day waved to him and greeted the postman, saying: "Hi Bill!". Though his name wasn't Bill he always waved back to the little kid.
Once the postman ran into the boy's mother and he asked her why is he greeted like that.
The mother started blushing and answered, 'Because whenever I see you coming I say here comes the bills!'
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Q: Why did the little boy throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
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Ricky went fishing with daddy. They were in the boat, waiting for the fish to come. Ricky asked his daddy, 'How do boats float?'
His dad answered, 'I don't know, Ricky.'
A few minutes later, the son looked at his dad and asked, 'How do fish breath underwater?'
His dad replied, 'I don't know, son.'
After a few minutes Ricky had another question, 'Why is the water blue?'
His dad was a little bit embarrassed, but answered, 'I don't know, Ricky.'
Ricky loved fishing with daddy, but eventually he asked, 'Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?'
His dad replied, 'Of course not, my little son. If you don't ask your questions, you will never learn anything.'
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If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I think it's mine, it's mine.
If I like it, it's mine.
If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it is in my hand, it's mine.
If it it's near me, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a week ago, it's mine.
If it is broccoli, it's yours.
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'Lily, what do you know about nuts?' asked the kindergarten teacher.
'If there are nuts on someone's chest they are chestnuts, and if there are nuts on a wall they are walnuts,' Little Lily replied.
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Life stages - as seen in the holiday season:

1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
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Q: How does a rich, spoiled girl change a light bulb?
A: She says: "Daddy, I want a new apartment!"
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Q: Why did little John eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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