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One Sunday morning a little girl was having cereal for breakfast. When she opened the box of Cheerios she said, 'Look Mummy! Doughnut seeds!'
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An exhausted mother whose little son was always getting into trouble, finally asked him, 'How do you expect to get into heaven with this mad behavior?'
The boy thought for a second, 'How to get into heaven? I will just run in and out and in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door. St. Peter will be upset and anyway will say that "Come in or stay out, but stop it!"
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In a small town of Florida lived two boys, Trouble and Shut-up. They were friends, but every once in a while they got into a fight. Once, after they had both just gotten they favorite vanilla-strawberry ice cream, Trouble's ice cream fell. So he stole Shut-up's vanilla-strawberry ice cream and ran away. Shut-up ran after Trouble but finally lost him. He sat on a bench and started to cry. A police officer asked, 'What's your name?'
'Shut-up.'
The officer got angry. Asked again and got the same answer. 'Son, are you looking for trouble?'
And Shut-up said, 'Yeah, that jerk stole my ice cream!'
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A grandson ran up to his grandfather.
'Can you talk like a frog?' he asked with big open eyes.
'Of course not, kiddo,' replied the grandfather.
A few minutes later, his granddaughter ran up to him.
'Can you talk like a frog?' she asked with the same big eyes.
'No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this frog thing?'
The grandson replied, 'Dad promised that we can go to Disneyland when you croak!'
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Delighted by the delicious gift she had received, the girl said to the boy, 'On Sunday, at church, I will thank your mother for this appetizing cake.'
'If you don't mind,' the boy said nervously, 'would you please thank her for two cakes?'
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We put our house up for sale. I emphasized to my boys the importance of a perfectly made bed, so I told them to make it before leaving to school. I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to future buyers.
I was impressed each day by the room of my 16-year-old son with his perfectly made bed. One night when I went into his room, I found out his secret.
He was asleep, but in a sleeping bag, on the floor.
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A mother was preparing some delicious, peanut butter pancakes for her little sons, Dean and Sean. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson, so she said, 'If Jesus were sitting here, he would say: "Let my beloved brother have the first peanut butter pancake. I can wait for mine."'
Dean turned to his younger brother and said, 'Sean, you be Jesus!'
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The mother returned from the grocery store. Her little son happily pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for.
Then, he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the dinner table.
'Bobby, why are you spreading the animal-shaped crackers?' his mother asked.
'It is written on the box that you can't eat them if the seal is broken,' little Bobby explained, 'I am searching for the seal.'
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A man was waiting at the hospital. His wife was inside the medical room, having their first child. After a while the obstetrician came out to talk to the nervous father.
'Hey, your baby is here. It's a girl. And guess what? She can fly!'
The obstetrician lifted up and then let go of the baby and it hit the floor. The father was out of his mind.
'Hey, do not worry, I am an experienced obstetrician. I know what I am doing. Listen, your baby really can fly. Watch it!'
Again, the doctor lifted up the baby, and this time threw it across the room. The baby hit the wall. The father was just about ready to kill the so called experienced obstetrician.
'Hey, hey, don't worry! Your baby was stillborn, I'm just joking with you.'
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The teacher decided to play a little taste testing game with the children on the first day of kindergarten.
'Children, we will play a taste testing game. I will blindfold you and give you a candy. You have to taste it and tell me what flavor it is,' she told them.
The first candy was a cherry flavored one.
'What flavor is that?' she asked.
The whole class answered, 'Yummy, that is cherry!'
'Very good, very good,' she replied.
So the next one was apple flavored, and they replied, 'Yummy, that is apple.'
'Very good, very good,' she replied again.
Then she gave them all a honey flavor. The whole class sat in silence by the strange taste, so the teacher said, 'Okay, I will give you a hint. It is something your parents may call each other.'
Sammy spat his out on the floor at once and yelled, 'Spit them out quickly! They're assholes!'
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