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Chicken Heads

A customer at the downtown grocery was amazed at the owner's intelligence and quick wit.
'Tell me Edward, what makes you so smart?'
'Nick, I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone,' Edward replied, lowering his voice. 'But since you are a good and loyal customer, I will let you know. Chicken heads. If you eat enough of them, you will be as smart as I am.'
'Do you sell them here?' Nick asked.
'Of course, for only $6 a piece,' said Edward.
Nick bought four. One week later, he was back in the grocery. He complained that the chicken heads were very disgusting and he is not smarter.
'It is because you didn't eat enough,' answered Edward. Nick went home with 15 chicken heads. Another week later, he was back again. This time he was really angry.
'Hey, Ed,' he started, 'you are selling me chicken heads for $6 when I can buy the whole chicken for $3. You are ripping me off!'
'Do you see?' asked Edward. 'You are much smarter already.'
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