Car Insurance Claims
Drivers are genius when they want to prove their innocence on car insurance claims. Proof below:
"I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen."
"I thought the side window was down, but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it."
"I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away."
"A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted."
"The other car collided with mine, without giving any warning of its intentions."
"A bull was standing nearby, and a fly must have tickled him, as he gored my car."
"She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met."
"A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face."
"I ran into a shop window, and sustained injuries to my wife."
"I misjudged a lady crossing the street."
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house, and collided with a tree I haven't got."
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