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Buy a Dog

If you want someone to scare away burglars without a lethal weapon, buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote control, doesn't give a damn about soccer, and can sit next to you on the couch as you watch romantic movies, buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can simply push off if he snores, buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you, buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, for as long and wherever you want, at any hour, buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are fat or thin, young or old, and loves you unconditionally, buy a dog.

But if you want someone who ignores you totally when you come home, who will never come when you call, leaves hair all over the place, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep, walks all over you, and acts as if you only task is to ensure his happiness, buy a cat.
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