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A counterfeiter decided to get rid of his phony bill of $24. He wanted to unload it in some rural town, so he drove until the first one, which had only one small grocery store. He entered, and handed the phony bill to the cashier.
'Could you please change this for me?'
The cashier looked at the bill then smiled at the man, 'Sure, would you prefer two $12 bills or four $6 bills?'
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An artist asked the exhibition room's owner if there had been any interest in his sculptures on display at that time.
'Sean, I have good news and bad news,' the owner started. 'The good news is that a lady inquired about your work and wondered if your sculptures on display would have higher value after your death. When I told her they would, she bought all 20 of your sculptures.'
'That is just amazing!' the artist exclaimed. 'Then what's the bad news?'
'Well, this lady I was talking about was your doctor.'
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A real estate salesman made his first deal, and was very proud of himself. But he discovered that piece of land he sold was under water, completely.
He ran to his boss, 'That client will come here and be totally mad! Should I pay back his money?
'Pay back his money?' roared the boss. 'What kind of a businessman are you? A salesman's work never ends. Get out and sell him a house boat!'
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Walking through the supermarket, a young guy noticed an elderly lady following him around. He could ignore her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.
'Pardon me, I'm sorry if I've been staring. You know, you look just like my son who died recently,' she said.
'I am sorry for your loss,' the young man replied, 'Is there anything I can do for you?'
'Well, as I'm leaving, can you please just say: "Goodbye, mother!" It would make me feel so much better,' she replied timidly and gave him a sweet smile.
'Sure, I can,' the young guy promised.
As she gathered her bags and left, he called out, 'Goodbye, mother!'
Stepping up to the counter, the guy saw that his total amount to pay was about $150 higher than it should be.
'That amount is wrong,' he complained, 'I only have a few groceries!'
'Oh, your mother has just said that you would pay for her,' explained the cashier.
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A super rich investor walked into his bank and said to the director, 'I would like to speak with Mr. Tobias McClunsky, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.'
The director answered, 'Yes he absolutely was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.'
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A woman walked into a bank in Manhattan and asked for the loan officer.
'I am going to South-Africa for business reasons, for two weeks. I want to borrow $5000,' she explained.
'I see. Our bank will need some kind of security for such a loan,' said the loan officer.
The bank agreed to accept her car as collateral for the loan. So the woman handed over the keys of her brand new Bentley that was parked on the street in front of the bank. An employee drove the luxury car into the bank's underground garage.
Two weeks later the woman returned. She paid back the money, with the interest $19,9.
'We are very happy that you returned. However, I am confused. While you were away, we checked your accounts as the part of the protocol, and found that you were a billionaire. Why did you bother to borrow $5000?' asked the puzzled loan officer.
The woman answered, 'Nah, where else can I park my car for two weeks for twenty bucks in Manhattan?'
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Appliance store: "Do not kill your husband. Let our washing machine do the dirty work"
Shopping mall tent: "Archery Tournament - Ear piercing"
Clothes shop: "Amazing discounts for men with 16 and 17 necks"
Men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits for $8. They won't last an hour!"
Country shop: "We buy the junk and sell the antiques"
Grocery store: "Why go somewhere else to be cheated when you can come here?"
Mortuary: "Ask about our layaway plans"
Church: "The last person please see that the perpetual light is extinguished"
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Mr. Rolls was handed a huge sheet of paper after having purchased an award winning horse.
'What's this?' he asked.
'The pedigree of the award winning horse, which you have just bought,' was the answer.
'Nah, take it back, take it back, when you sell the next horse it will be handy.'
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A man called the church office and asked, 'Could I speak to the head swine at the trough?'
The secretary was deeply offended and on cold voice she answered, 'If you mean the priest, then you may refer to him as priest and you may certainly not refer to him as the "head swine at the trough"!'
The man said, 'Actually I was planning on donating $25,000 to your church, but...'
'Hold on sir,' the secretary replied quickly, 'the big fat pig just plodded in.'
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The producer was very proud of their new model, the built-in bathroom scale. At a trade fair, they presented it to the audience.
'These unique features are outstanding. It is a built-in bathroom scale, no more storing problems, more precise than any other scales, it can measure your height as well, it reads out loud the measurement results via human-voice simulator, and that's not all...'
'Impressive, indeed,' interrupted a not-too-skinny sales representative, 'but before ordering, I would like to try it.'
The producer was happy to test the built-in bathroom scale.
No sooner had the sales representative taken her place on the scale, a loud, human-like voice exclaimed, 'One at a time, one at a time!'
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