One Saturday night the policeman spotted a man driving dangerously through the streets of Paris. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
'Oh, yes, you know, me and my friends stopped by the bar where I had some glasses of red wine. And then there was "Happy Hour" and they served these wine cocktails, which I had to try. I had three of them, I guess. Then I had to drive my friend, Luc, home and he has this crazy new blue wine, so I had to taste it. Then I stopped on the way home to get one bottle of this blue wine for later...'
The officer sighed, and said, 'Sir, I need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.'
Bitterly, the man asked back, 'Why? Don't you believe me?!'
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