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One day, a blonde went to go get helicopter lessons. She agreed the helicopter instructor that he will radio every 1000 feet in the air. At 1000 feet, she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he radioed her again, she was doing great. However, right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped and the helicopter started spinning to the ground. She landed luckily, the helicopter instructor went over to pull her out of the helicopter. He asked her what went wrong all of a sudden. The blonde answered, 'At 2700 feet, it started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.'
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde went to a new confectionery shop together.
The redhead went to the counter and asked for a banana float without banana. The waitress was confused, but gave her the order.
The brunette went next, and asked for a coconut ice cream tower, without coconut. The waitress was really confused now, but she prepared that.
The blonde was listening to the other two orders, and she also wanted to order something special. So she went to the waitress and asked for an extra-large ginger ale without ginger.
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"I am a blonde, hurray! I am a blonde, hurray! It's B! L! O! ... ? ... I am a blonde, hurray!"
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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde is robbing a supermarket. As they are there in the middle of action, a police officer walks in and sees what is happening. He tries to catch them, but they can run through the backdoor, and they find three boxes to hide in. The police officer follows and examines each box.
He kicks the first bag, and the brunette says "Woof!" in a deep voice. The cop thinks that it must only be a dog in that box, so he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second box, the redhead says "Meow!" in a high voice. The officer thinks that it must only be a cat in that box, so he moves on to the last box.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "Potato!" to the police officer.
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I went to a nice restaurant with my husband, his friend Nick, and his new, slim and blond girlfriend, Giselle. While eating our steaks and salad, we got on the subject of vacations. Giselle said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't a real place.
She found it funny and replied, 'It's where Batman lives. It is a real place.'
I laughed and looked at Nick who smiled and told me she was serious. Then I tried to explain, 'Batman is not a real person. Look, there have been more than three actors who played Batman: Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, ...'
She looked at me straight in the eye and replied, 'That is exactly the proof, he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is.'
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Once upon a time, a blonde became sick of hearing blonde jokes. In her anger she dyed her hair red, got her car keys and went for a long drive. In the countryside, she stopped to let a herd of lamb pass.
'If I can guess how many lambs you have, can I take one cute lamb with me?' she asked the shepherd. She always wanted a cute lamb.
'Of course,' he replied.
After a few minutes of thinking the blonde estimated, 'You have 268.'
This was the correct number. The shepherd was amazed.
'That is right! OK, I let you to take one lamb with you.'
The blonde finally picked one lamb which far cuter and much more playful than the others. When she was about to go on, the shepherd turned to her and asked, 'If I can tell your true hair color, can I have my dog back?'
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Q: Why was the blonde sad after her trip to London?
A: She found out that Big Ben was only a clock.
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Q: It is so hard to build a blonde snowman. Do you know why?
A: Sure, because you have to hollow out the head.
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There was an early morning call at 4:00 in Julie's house.
She picked up the phone and a man asked, 'Is this 555-4568?'
'I am afraid no, this is 555-4569,' she replied.
'Oh, I am terribly sorry for the early morning call, I din't want to disturb you,' apologized the man.
'That's okay, I had to get up anyway to answer the phone.'
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A blonde went into the library and said, 'Good morning, I am here to see the doctor.'
The surprised librarian replied, 'This is a library.'
So the blonde lowered her voice and whispered, 'I am really sorry, I am here to see the doctor.'
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