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Q: Have you heard about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: Yes. She missed.
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Q: What is first blond, then brown, then blond, then brown?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Q: The blonde threw the clock out the window, why?
A: To see how time flies.
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The blonde cheerleader had just bought her new car. She decided to make a shopping tour with her blonde best friend. A few hours later they came out from the shopping mall with a lot of new clothes, and they realized that she had locked her keys in the car. Desperately they were searching for some kind of solution, trying to figure out what they could do. After some time the cheerleader looked up to the sky, and saw a big, dark storm cloud. She turned to her blonde best friend and said, 'Quick, think of something! A nasty storm is coming and I left the top open!'
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Three blondes died together in a car accident on Easter Monday. As they were at the gates of heaven, St. Peter told them that they can enter if they can answer one, very simple question.
'What is Easter?' he asked the first blonde.
'I know, I know, Easter is the holiday in December when we decorate the tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.'
'Wrong!' replied St. Peter harshly and asked the same question from the second blonde, 'What is Easter?'
'Oh, this is easy! It's a holiday, it is in November. Everyone gets together, eats a lot of turkey, and are thankful...'
'Wrong!' roared St. Peter.
He looked at the second blonde and shook his head in disgust.
'What is Easter?' he asked the third blonde.
The third blonde smiled confidently.
'I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus was betrayed and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified. He was stabbed in the side, had to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross. He was buried in a cave which was sealed off by a large rock.'
St. Peter smiled broadly with delight and acknowledgement.
The third blonde continued, 'Every year the rock is moved aside so that Jesus can come out. If he sees his shadow, there will be two more months of winter.'
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A redhead and a blonde are parachuting. The first is the redhead, after jumping she pulls the cord, but nothing happens. She immediately pulls the emergency cord, but nothing. The blonde jumps out, too, and yells, 'Hah! So now you wanna race?'
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Q: Why did the blonde finish her puzzle in 3 years?
A: Because on the box it is written: "From 2-4 years"
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Q: Why it is impossible to a blonde to add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
A: Because she cannot find the 10 key.
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Q: What can you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You simply take the pin out and throw it back.

Q: And what can you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Flee fast! She still has the grenade!
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A businessman got into the elevator. There already stood a blonde, who greeted him by saying, 'T.G.I.F.!'
'S.H.I.T.,' he replied smiling.
The blonde looked at him, puzzled, but repeated, 'T.G.I.F.!'
He nodded and gave the answer again, 'S.H.I.T.'
The blonde smiled, and still wanted to be friendly, so she repeated charmingly, 'T.G.I.F.!'
The businessman man smiled back, but the answer again was, 'S.H.I.T.'
The blonde finally gave up, and told him, 'T.G.I.F.! It means Thank God It's Friday.
The man replied, 'Sorry Honey It's Thursday.'
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