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Q: How did the blonde's right and left leg meet?
A: They never met.
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A blonde died. At the gates of Heaven St. Peter said, 'Before you can go through to Heaven, you have to pass a test.'
'Oh, no...' the blonde said.
'Do not worry, it will be an easy one. Who was God's son?' asked St. Peter.
After a few minutes of thinking, the blonde exclaimed, 'It's Andy!'
'That is interesting, why are you saying that?'
The blonde started to sing "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me..."
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Q: Why did the blonde buy a dark brown cow?
A: She wanted chocolate milk.

Q: What goes, then suddenly stops, then goes then stops then goes again?
A: A blonde at a blinking red traffic light.

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She wanted to listen to the radio in the mornings.

Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A: She is alone at home. Her husband is out. He is looking for the other man.

Q: Have you heard about the dead blonde in the wardrobe?
A: Yes, she was last year's hide and seek winner.

Q: Why do blondes flap their hands towards their ear rapidly?
A: They are refueling.
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A blonde went to a doctor. Her ears were both burnt.
'Sit down please. Tell me how it happened,' said the doctor.
'Well, I was ironing my dress. And I received a call, and I picked up the iron instead of picking the phone, and burnt my ear.'
'Okay, that is one ear. What happened to the other?'
'The guy called again.'
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Q: Why was the blonde sad after her trip to London?
A: She found out that Big Ben was only a clock.
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Do you want to hear two blonde jokes? Then listen to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.
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How can you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How can you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
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Q: Why does the blonde want breast implants?
A: So she doesn't have to pay the flat tax.
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A blonde was telling a preacher a Polack joke, when he interrupted her, 'I'm Polish, do you know that?'
'I am really sorry. Then I will start again much more slower,' she apologizes.
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Once upon a time there was a prince who was cast under a spell by an old ugly witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he had the possibility of saving the words. So the following year he was allowed to speak two words.
One day he met a beautiful princess. She had amazingly ruby lips, long, golden hair, blue eyes like sapphire. He fell in love at first sight. He was determined. He will only speak two years after, and will tell her: "My love". Two years passed by, and he wished to say that he wants her to marry him.
Finally the seventh year of silence ended. Those years were beautiful, his joy knew no limits. He led the beautiful princess to the most romantic part of the green royal garden. They were surrounded by a hundred red roses.
He knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, 'My dear love, will you marry me?'
The princess tucked a strand of her shiny golden hair behind an ear, opened her blue eyes, and opening her amazingly ruby lips she asked in wonder, 'Pardon?'
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