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Q: What is the name of the blonde's pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Q: Why does the blonde hate making Kool-Aid?
A: Because she can't pour eight glass of water in that little packet.
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A blonde was telling a preacher a Polack joke, when he interrupted her, 'I'm Polish, do you know that?'
'I am really sorry. Then I will start again much more slower,' she apologizes.
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A young blonde wife called her mother in the middle of the night.
'Chris doesn't appreciate anything I do for him!' she cried.
'Oh my dear girl,' her mother said, 'I'm sure that was just a misunderstanding.'
'No, Mum,' replied the blonde wife. 'He yelled at me about the price of the frozen turkey I bought.'
'Well, that is shame,' the mother agreed, 'You have to buy the turkey for Thanksgiving.'
'It wasn't the price of the frozen turkey Mum, it was the airplane ticket.'
'Uhm, why did you need an airplane ticket?'
'Well Mum, when I went to fix it, I looked at the label and it said "Prepare from a frozen state", so I flew to Alaska.'
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One day a blonde and a brunette were playing together over the brunette's house. The parents were out. They had a parrot, which they kept in a nice big cage. It was forbidden to touch it, the kids were not allowed to play with the parrot.
But after they left, the girls took it out. They were eager to play with the parrot. By accident the blonde ripped out one of its wings when she grabbed it.
'Now you've done it!' yelled the brunette, 'Go and buy another one just like that!' and she gave the money from her piggy bank.
'Okay, okay,' said the blonde, 'but it's hard to find a parrot with only one wing.'
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Do you want to hear two blonde jokes? Then listen to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.
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Once upon a time, a blonde became sick of hearing blonde jokes. In her anger she dyed her hair red, got her car keys and went for a long drive. In the countryside, she stopped to let a herd of lamb pass.
'If I can guess how many lambs you have, can I take one cute lamb with me?' she asked the shepherd. She always wanted a cute lamb.
'Of course,' he replied.
After a few minutes of thinking the blonde estimated, 'You have 268.'
This was the correct number. The shepherd was amazed.
'That is right! OK, I let you to take one lamb with you.'
The blonde finally picked one lamb which far cuter and much more playful than the others. When she was about to go on, the shepherd turned to her and asked, 'If I can tell your true hair color, can I have my dog back?'
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Once upon a time there was a prince who was cast under a spell by an old ugly witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he had the possibility of saving the words. So the following year he was allowed to speak two words.
One day he met a beautiful princess. She had amazingly ruby lips, long, golden hair, blue eyes like sapphire. He fell in love at first sight. He was determined. He will only speak two years after, and will tell her: "My love". Two years passed by, and he wished to say that he wants her to marry him.
Finally the seventh year of silence ended. Those years were beautiful, his joy knew no limits. He led the beautiful princess to the most romantic part of the green royal garden. They were surrounded by a hundred red roses.
He knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, 'My dear love, will you marry me?'
The princess tucked a strand of her shiny golden hair behind an ear, opened her blue eyes, and opening her amazingly ruby lips she asked in wonder, 'Pardon?'
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde work in the same department. They share the same female manager. This female manager leaves work early every day. One day, they decided that when after their manager left, they'd leave also. She never called or came back after all. She will not know.
The redhead was thrilled to be home early. She went for a long walk with the dog and went to see a movie. The brunette spent the few extra hours in a beauty saloon. The blonde was happy and excited to be home early. When she got to her bedroom she heard a faint moan from the other side of the door. Quietly, she opened the door and was shocked to see her husband in bed with her manager! She closed the door and slipped out of the house.
The next morning, the redhead and the brunette asked the blonde about leaving early again to get a few extra hours. She said, 'Never again! Yesterday I almost got caught!'
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Q: Why does the blonde want breast implants?
A: So she doesn't have to pay the flat tax.
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