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Two bloggers were traveling through Peru. As they approached Huancayo, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the city's name. Around noon they stopped there for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one of them asked the blonde employee, 'Could you settle an argument for us, please? Would you pronounce where we are now, but very slowly?'
The blonde leaned over and said, 'Buurrrguurrr Kiiiinng.'
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Q: The blonde threw the clock out the window, why?
A: To see how time flies.
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A blonde walked into our insurance office. She wanted to to purchase coverage for her new motorcycle. There was one question, which confused her.
'Do you have a lien holder on the motorcycle?'
'I have got a kickstand,' she said, 'That is the same thing, right?'
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An undeniably fat blonde asked her nutritionist's advice to loose weight. He gave her a a menu for a month and advised that she run eight miles a day. The nutritionist promised this would help her to loose weight, at least fifteen pounds.
The blonde followed the advice. After a month, she was pleased to see that she had lost the fifteen pounds. She phoned happily the nutritionist to thank him for the amazing results. At the end of the call, however, she had one last question, 'How do I get home, since I am now 240 miles away?'
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Q: Why does the blonde want breast implants?
A: So she doesn't have to pay the flat tax.
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A businessman got into the elevator. There already stood a blonde, who greeted him by saying, 'T.G.I.F.!'
'S.H.I.T.,' he replied smiling.
The blonde looked at him, puzzled, but repeated, 'T.G.I.F.!'
He nodded and gave the answer again, 'S.H.I.T.'
The blonde smiled, and still wanted to be friendly, so she repeated charmingly, 'T.G.I.F.!'
The businessman man smiled back, but the answer again was, 'S.H.I.T.'
The blonde finally gave up, and told him, 'T.G.I.F.! It means Thank God It's Friday.
The man replied, 'Sorry Honey It's Thursday.'
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Q: What is the name of the blonde's pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Q: Why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She threw out the W's
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar. They find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a red ale, and sitting there for a while, the blind man yells to the bartender, 'Would you like to hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls into uncomfortable silence. The woman next to him says in a deep voice, 'You should now something, before you tell that joke. I am blonde, the bartender is blonde. Moreover the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she is master in mixed martial arts. By the way, I am as well. The lady to your right is a blonde, who has black belt in karate. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind guy said, 'Mehh, not if I have to explain it four times.'
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A redhead walked into the pub and ordered, 'Pass me a B.L.!'
The bartender asked, 'What's a B.L?'
The redhead replied, 'A Bud Light.'
A brunette walked in next and ordered, 'Pass me an M. L.!'
The bartender asked, 'What's an M.L.?'
The brunette replied, 'A Miller Light.'
A blonde walked in next and ordered, 'Pass me a fifteen!'
The bartender asked, 'What's a fifteen?'
The blonde replied, '7&7, meh!'
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