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Two bloggers were traveling through Peru. As they approached Huancayo, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the city's name. Around noon they stopped there for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one of them asked the blonde employee, 'Could you settle an argument for us, please? Would you pronounce where we are now, but very slowly?'
The blonde leaned over and said, 'Buurrrguurrr Kiiiinng.'
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Q: Have you heard about the blonde who was so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a nursery school?
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A redhead and a blonde are parachuting. The first is the redhead, after jumping she pulls the cord, but nothing happens. She immediately pulls the emergency cord, but nothing. The blonde jumps out, too, and yells, 'Hah! So now you wanna race?'
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A young blonde wife called her mother in the middle of the night.
'Chris doesn't appreciate anything I do for him!' she cried.
'Oh my dear girl,' her mother said, 'I'm sure that was just a misunderstanding.'
'No, Mum,' replied the blonde wife. 'He yelled at me about the price of the frozen turkey I bought.'
'Well, that is shame,' the mother agreed, 'You have to buy the turkey for Thanksgiving.'
'It wasn't the price of the frozen turkey Mum, it was the airplane ticket.'
'Uhm, why did you need an airplane ticket?'
'Well Mum, when I went to fix it, I looked at the label and it said "Prepare from a frozen state", so I flew to Alaska.'
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On a four-engine plane there is a loud bang. The pilot informs the passengers, 'I am sorry, our first engine has just shut off. Our flight will arrive 30 minutes later to Newport.'
Then there is another loud bang. The pilot makes an announcement again, 'Unfortunately the second engine has just shut off. We will land another 60 minutes later.'
After that, again comes a loud bang. The third engine shuts off. The pilot tells the passengers that they will be delayed 2 hours.
The blonde passenger turns to the guy sitting next to her and says, 'Oh, man! We will be up here all day if the fourth engine shuts off.'
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A blonde was telling a preacher a Polack joke, when he interrupted her, 'I'm Polish, do you know that?'
'I am really sorry. Then I will start again much more slower,' she apologizes.
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Q: Do you know what the definition of eternity is?
A: Four cars, driven by four blondes at a four-way intersection.
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A redhead walked into the pub and ordered, 'Pass me a B.L.!'
The bartender asked, 'What's a B.L?'
The redhead replied, 'A Bud Light.'
A brunette walked in next and ordered, 'Pass me an M. L.!'
The bartender asked, 'What's an M.L.?'
The brunette replied, 'A Miller Light.'
A blonde walked in next and ordered, 'Pass me a fifteen!'
The bartender asked, 'What's a fifteen?'
The blonde replied, '7&7, meh!'
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Q: Why it is impossible to a blonde to add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
A: Because she cannot find the 10 key.
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A philosopher, a scientist and a blonde go to Hell. At the gate they receive a challenge from the Devil. If they can scam him, they can go to Heaven. The scientist goes first. He has a very hard biological question, he hopes he can scam the Devil with that. But the Devil gets a book and answers it. The philosopher tries next, with a complicated question to scam the Devil, but question is instantly replied. The blonde is the next one. She gets a chair and drills four holes in it. Then sits down and farts.
'So,' she starts, 'which hole did the fart come out of?'
'That is easy,' replies the Devil. 'All of them.'
'No, you are wrong. It came out of my anus!'
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