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Q: How did the blonde's right and left leg meet?
A: They never met.
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Q: What does TGIF mean on a blonde's T-shirt?
A: Tits Go In Front.
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Q: Why was the blonde sad after her trip to London?
A: She found out that Big Ben was only a clock.
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Five blondes went to the club by their car, a nice red 4x4 pick-up. Four of them sat in the cab and one in the bed of the red 4x4 pick-up. The four blondes were in the club for about an hour before the fifth finally arrived. She looked frustrated.
They asked, 'What took you so long?'
She replied, 'Well, I had some trouble getting the tail gate open!'
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Q: How can you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell them a funny joke on Friday night.
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Q: How many blondes do you need to milk a cow?
A: Five. One holds the udder, four lift and the cow up and down.
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I went to a nice restaurant with my husband, his friend Nick, and his new, slim and blond girlfriend, Giselle. While eating our steaks and salad, we got on the subject of vacations. Giselle said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't a real place.
She found it funny and replied, 'It's where Batman lives. It is a real place.'
I laughed and looked at Nick who smiled and told me she was serious. Then I tried to explain, 'Batman is not a real person. Look, there have been more than three actors who played Batman: Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, ...'
She looked at me straight in the eye and replied, 'That is exactly the proof, he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is.'
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A blonde went into the library and said, 'Good morning, I am here to see the doctor.'
The surprised librarian replied, 'This is a library.'
So the blonde lowered her voice and whispered, 'I am really sorry, I am here to see the doctor.'
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A pilot was helping the new blonde stewardess to prepare for her first overnight stay. After the landing, the captain showed her the best places for shopping, eating and sleeping.
The next morning the new blonde stewardess was missing. He knew in which hotel she slept, so he called her room. She picked up the phone, crying, 'I can't get out of my room!'
'Why not, what happened?' asked the pilot.
'There are only three doors in here,' she said, 'one is the wardrobe, one is the bathroom, and the last one has a "Do Not Disturb" sign!'
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Q: Why does the blonde want breast implants?
A: So she doesn't have to pay the flat tax.
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