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There are two blondes standing on opposite sides of a river. The first blonde yells across to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The second blonde yells back, 'You are on the other side!'
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Q: Do you know what the definition of eternity is?
A: Four cars, driven by four blondes at a four-way intersection.
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Q: Have you heard about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: Yes. She missed.
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A blonde is visiting the Paris Zoological Park. As she goes to the see the gorilla baby she comes across a vending machine. She has never seen this before. She stares the slot for the coins. After a few seconds she gets money out of her purse, puts 70 cents into the machine, and pushes a number and a letter. She is mesmerized by the precise machine, exactly letting out one chocolate bar. She repeats this again and again.
'Miss, can you please move? I would like to get some chocolate for my children.' says a woman after a few minutes.
The blonde replies, 'Excuse me, are you blind? I have a winning streak!'
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Q: What is the name of the blonde's pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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A puzzled blonde walked into a bar.
She sat down and started chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender asked what she was doing, but she didn't answer, just kept chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
Soon more puzzled blondes came to the bar, all chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender again asked what they were doing.
One of them held up a kid's puzzle and said, 'The puzzle box says 2-5 years, but we put it together in 42 days!'
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A blonde walked by a store and she noticed a nice white television in the front window. She needed a new TV anyway, and it had lots of buttons and was at a discount. So she went in and asked for the nice white television from the front window. The salesman looked at her and said, 'Sorry, we do not serve to blondes.'
Hearing this the blonde stormed out. After arriving home, she still wanted this nice white TV. She decided to dye her hair brown. The next day she went to the store again and asked for the television.
'Sorry, we do not serve to blondes,' was the reply again.
She was desperate. She decided to shave off her hair. The next day she returned and asked for the nice white television from the front window.
'Sorry, we do not serve to blondes,' said the salesman again.
'How the hell you know I am a blonde?!' she cried out.
'We only have microwaves in the front window.'
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Q: Why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She threw out the W's
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Q: How did the blonde's right and left leg meet?
A: They never met.
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Q: How many blondes do yo need to change one light bulb?
A: Fifty. One holds the light bulb, the other 49 rotate the house.
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