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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde work in the same department. They share the same female manager. This female manager leaves work early every day. One day, they decided that when after their manager left, they'd leave also. She never called or came back after all. She will not know.
The redhead was thrilled to be home early. She went for a long walk with the dog and went to see a movie. The brunette spent the few extra hours in a beauty saloon. The blonde was happy and excited to be home early. When she got to her bedroom she heard a faint moan from the other side of the door. Quietly, she opened the door and was shocked to see her husband in bed with her manager! She closed the door and slipped out of the house.
The next morning, the redhead and the brunette asked the blonde about leaving early again to get a few extra hours. She said, 'Never again! Yesterday I almost got caught!'
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Q: What is the name of the blonde's pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Q: Have you heard about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: Yes. She missed.
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The redhead, the brunette and the blonde are standing on the top of a burning building. After arriving, the firemen stretch the trampoline out and tell the girls to jump. The redhead jumps. The firemen move back and she dies.
Then they move back and tell the brunette to jump.
She says, 'No way, I saw what have you done!'
The firemen reply, 'We don't like redheads, but we will stay this time.'
So she believes them and jumps. They move again, then return to where they were. Now they tell the blonde to jump.
She replies, 'No way! I saw what have you done! Twice!'
The firemen reply, 'We don't like brunettes neither, but we like blondes!'
She then says, 'Well, this will happen: you put the trampoline on the ground and back up!'
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Q: Why it is impossible to a blonde to add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
A: Because she cannot find the 10 key.
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One day a blonde and a brunette were playing together over the brunette's house. The parents were out. They had a parrot, which they kept in a nice big cage. It was forbidden to touch it, the kids were not allowed to play with the parrot.
But after they left, the girls took it out. They were eager to play with the parrot. By accident the blonde ripped out one of its wings when she grabbed it.
'Now you've done it!' yelled the brunette, 'Go and buy another one just like that!' and she gave the money from her piggy bank.
'Okay, okay,' said the blonde, 'but it's hard to find a parrot with only one wing.'
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde attempted to rob a bank but got caught. They went to court and were sentenced to the electric chair. The guy operating the chair told them that if they survived they were free to go.
The redhead went first. They asked her if she had any last words to say. She told them no. The guy pressed the button but nothing happened so she was free to go.
The brunette went next. She also said she didn't have any last words to say, so the button was pressed. But nothing happened so she was free to go.
The blonde went next. The guy also asked her if she had any last words to say.
'I think if you plug the chair in it will work better,' she said.
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Q: Why did God create brunettes after creating blondes?
A: So bad-looking men can have a chance.
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A blonde is visiting the Paris Zoological Park. As she goes to the see the gorilla baby she comes across a vending machine. She has never seen this before. She stares the slot for the coins. After a few seconds she gets money out of her purse, puts 70 cents into the machine, and pushes a number and a letter. She is mesmerized by the precise machine, exactly letting out one chocolate bar. She repeats this again and again.
'Miss, can you please move? I would like to get some chocolate for my children.' says a woman after a few minutes.
The blonde replies, 'Excuse me, are you blind? I have a winning streak!'
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Q: Why does the blonde want breast implants?
A: So she doesn't have to pay the flat tax.
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