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Q: How do you know that a blonde has been using the computer?
A: On the screen there is a white-out.

Q: How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer?
A: You see handwriting on the white-out.

Q: How do you know that a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: You see a stamp on it.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger in your car?
A: You are allowed to park in the handicap zone.

Q: It is not good to give blondes coffee breaks. Do you know why?
A: It takes way too long to retrain them.
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Do you want to hear two blonde jokes? Then listen to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.
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Q: Why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She threw out the W's
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Q: Why did the blonde buy a dark brown cow?
A: She wanted chocolate milk.

Q: What goes, then suddenly stops, then goes then stops then goes again?
A: A blonde at a blinking red traffic light.

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She wanted to listen to the radio in the mornings.

Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A: She is alone at home. Her husband is out. He is looking for the other man.

Q: Have you heard about the dead blonde in the wardrobe?
A: Yes, she was last year's hide and seek winner.

Q: Why do blondes flap their hands towards their ear rapidly?
A: They are refueling.
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The helicopter came to save the lives of the ten women who were found on a deserted island. There were nine blondes and one redhead.
They caught the long rope, which was hanging from the helicopter, and the incredible flight began.
But one had to go to save the other's lives. During the incredible flight they proved to be too heavy.
No one could decide who should go, so finally the redhead said, 'I will get off.'
After a really touching speech from the redhead all of the blondes started clapping.
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Q: Have you heard about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: Yes. She missed.
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A blonde had two horses. As she couldn't distinguish them, she asked her neighbor for advice. He suggested she cut the mane off one of the horses. The blonde did it, and it worked, but only until the other horse's mane hacked into the fence.
So the neighbor suggested notching the ear of one horse. She did it and it worked, but the other horse hurt his ear, it hacked into the wooden door frame.
So the neighbor suggested measuring the height of each horse. Sure enough, the black horse was three inches smaller than the white horse.
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A puzzled blonde walked into a bar.
She sat down and started chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender asked what she was doing, but she didn't answer, just kept chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
Soon more puzzled blondes came to the bar, all chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender again asked what they were doing.
One of them held up a kid's puzzle and said, 'The puzzle box says 2-5 years, but we put it together in 42 days!'
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A blonde was telling a preacher a Polack joke, when he interrupted her, 'I'm Polish, do you know that?'
'I am really sorry. Then I will start again much more slower,' she apologizes.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair red?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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