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A puzzled blonde walked into a bar.
She sat down and started chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender asked what she was doing, but she didn't answer, just kept chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
Soon more puzzled blondes came to the bar, all chanting, '42 days! 42 days!'
The bartender again asked what they were doing.
One of them held up a kid's puzzle and said, 'The puzzle box says 2-5 years, but we put it together in 42 days!'
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Do you want to hear two blonde jokes? Then listen to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.
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Q: Why did God create brunettes after creating blondes?
A: So bad-looking men can have a chance.
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A pilot was helping the new blonde stewardess to prepare for her first overnight stay. After the landing, the captain showed her the best places for shopping, eating and sleeping.
The next morning the new blonde stewardess was missing. He knew in which hotel she slept, so he called her room. She picked up the phone, crying, 'I can't get out of my room!'
'Why not, what happened?' asked the pilot.
'There are only three doors in here,' she said, 'one is the wardrobe, one is the bathroom, and the last one has a "Do Not Disturb" sign!'
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Q: Why it is impossible to a blonde to add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
A: Because she cannot find the 10 key.
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The redhead, the brunette and the blonde are standing on the top of a burning building. After arriving, the firemen stretch the trampoline out and tell the girls to jump. The redhead jumps. The firemen move back and she dies.
Then they move back and tell the brunette to jump.
She says, 'No way, I saw what have you done!'
The firemen reply, 'We don't like redheads, but we will stay this time.'
So she believes them and jumps. They move again, then return to where they were. Now they tell the blonde to jump.
She replies, 'No way! I saw what have you done! Twice!'
The firemen reply, 'We don't like brunettes neither, but we like blondes!'
She then says, 'Well, this will happen: you put the trampoline on the ground and back up!'
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A blonde is looking for a job. She walks into the police department, maybe they can hire her. The police officer first asks her a few questions.
'What's 3+3?' he starts.
'Uhm, 6!' she replies.
'What is the square root of 10000?'
'Uhm, uhm, 100!'
'Very good! Now, let me change the topic. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?'
'Uhm, uhm, uhm... I don't know.'
'Go home, think about it, and come back here tomorrow.'
The blonde goes home. She calls one of her friends, who asks her if she got a job. The blonde answers excitedly, 'I did get the job, moreover I'm already working on a murder case!'
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One day, a blonde went to go get helicopter lessons. She agreed the helicopter instructor that he will radio every 1000 feet in the air. At 1000 feet, she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he radioed her again, she was doing great. However, right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped and the helicopter started spinning to the ground. She landed luckily, the helicopter instructor went over to pull her out of the helicopter. He asked her what went wrong all of a sudden. The blonde answered, 'At 2700 feet, it started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.'
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A blonde was telling a preacher a Polack joke, when he interrupted her, 'I'm Polish, do you know that?'
'I am really sorry. Then I will start again much more slower,' she apologizes.
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Q: The blonde threw the clock out the window, why?
A: To see how time flies.
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