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Blonde Is Looking for a Job
A blonde is looking for a job. She walks into the police department, maybe they can hire her. The police officer first asks her a few questions.
'What's 3+3?' he starts.
'Uhm, 6!' she replies.
'What is the square root of 10000?'
'Uhm, uhm, 100!'
'Very good! Now, let me change the topic. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?'
'Uhm, uhm, uhm... I don't know.'
'Go home, think about it, and come back here tomorrow.'
The blonde goes home. She calls one of her friends, who asks her if she got a job. The blonde answers excitedly, 'I did get the job, moreover I'm already working on a murder case!'
'What's 3+3?' he starts.
'Uhm, 6!' she replies.
'What is the square root of 10000?'
'Uhm, uhm, 100!'
'Very good! Now, let me change the topic. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?'
'Uhm, uhm, uhm... I don't know.'
'Go home, think about it, and come back here tomorrow.'
The blonde goes home. She calls one of her friends, who asks her if she got a job. The blonde answers excitedly, 'I did get the job, moreover I'm already working on a murder case!'
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