Big Pile of Sand
A Scotsman, a Spanish guy and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site.
The foreman pointed out a big big pile of sand and said to the Spanish guy, 'José, you are in charge of sweeping.'
The foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, 'You are in charge of shoveling.'
Then he turned to the Chinese guy and said, 'You are in charge of supplies.'
Then the foreman added, 'Now, I have to go and leave the site for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that big pile of sand.'
When he returned, the big pile of sand was untouched.
He asked the Spanish guy immediately, 'Hey, why didn't you sweep any of it?'
'I no have no broom. Chinese fella in a charge of supplies, but he no here, and I no could find him anywhere,' answered the guy.
Then he asked the Scotsman, 'And you? I told you to shovel this pile.'
The Scotsman answered, 'Aye, lad, but couldnay get meself a shoovel! Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but ah couldnay find him either.'
The foreman was really angry now and stormed off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the big pile of sand and yelled, 'SUPPLIES!!!'
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