A bicycle mailman was telling his colleague one day that the company wants to transfer him to Minneapolis but he was going to quit before he had to move there.
'Why?' the colleague asked.
'I am just too afraid of the crime, too new, too big city for a bicycle mailman. Even though I have to pass the bigger salary and the fringe benefits, I do not want to transfer there,' he replied.
'Kevin, reconsider that. Minneapolis has parks, lakes, museums, it is close to Canada, etc. It is a great city. I myself worked there for almost 5 years and in all that time I never ever had any problem with crime while I was there.'
The bicycle mailman asked, 'Really? What was your job there?'
'I was tail gunner on an ice-cream truck.'
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