Bet on a Horse
The husband was sitting quietly sipping his coffee one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaked up behind him and hit his head with a huge frying pan.
'What was that for?' asked the dizzy husband.
'What was that piece of paper in your pocket with the name Lucinda written on it?' demanded the wife.
'Oh dear, two weeks ago I went to bet on a horse. Do you remember? Lucinda was the name of the horse I bet on.'
The wife looked all satisfied and went gardening.
Three days later the husband was sitting again in his chair, sipping coffee. The wife sneaked up behind him again and hit his head with the pan.
'What the heck was that for this time?' yelled the husband.
'Bet on a horse, huh? Your horse called!'
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