Before I Die
The husband lies on his deathbed. He is surrounded by his family, his three sons, and a weeping wife. The two older boys are short and have red hair and light skin while the youngest son is tall, has brown hair and dark eyes. The father, feeling the last minutes, turns to his wife to tell his last wish, 'My dear, before I die, please, be totally honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?'
The wife sobs, 'Yes, I swear on everything, that he is your son, our son.'
With that the husband dies happily. The wife then relieved, 'Thank God he didn't ask about the other two.'
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