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Q: What did follow the dinosaur?
A: Its tail.
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Q: What is the name of that big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!
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Q: What did the elephant ask from the naked man?
A: How on earth do you breath with that thing?
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Q: What is the last thing that goes through the fly's mind splatting on the windshield?
A: Its ass.
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Q: Where do you find a dog without legs?
A: Exactly where you left it.
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Thomas, who is noted for his manners, was awakened in the morning at 5:00 by his ringing mobile.
'Just called to say your dog is barking so loudly it's keeping me awake!' said someone angrily.
Thomas thanked for the call and politely asked his mobile number and name before hanging up. The next morning, precisely at 5:00 Thomas called his angry neighbor back, 'Good morning, Mr. Sherwood! Just called to say that I have no dog.'
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, the tourist's boat did tip over, and he fell into the water. His fear of alligators kept him on the overturned boat.
He saw an old beachcomber standing on the beach, so the tourist shouted, 'Hey! Are there any alligators around here?'
'No, they ain't been around for years!' came the answer from the old beachcomber.
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the beach.
About halfway there the tourist he asked the guy, 'How did you get rid of the alligators?'
'Actually, we didn't do anything, the sharks got them.'
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Q: Why are goldfish orange?
A: The water makes them rusty.
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Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the freezer?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice".
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Lucas was a slow worker. He found it difficult to hold down a job. After he visited the job center, he decided to work at the local zoo, as a tortoise keeper. When he arrived for his first day, the boss, who was aware of his reputation, told him that he can be successful there as a tortoise keeper.
Later that day, the boss dropped by to see how Lucas was getting on, only to find him standing by an empty enclosure.
'Where are the tortoises?' the boss asked him.
'I can't believe it,' said Lucas, 'I just opened this door and then... Whoosh!'
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