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Q: Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
A: Sure. Instead of ice creams, she wrecked a car and four buses.
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A woman let her dog out to pee late at night. When the dog returned she was shocked. In its mouth there was her neighbor's Maine Coon cat, dead.
'No, no, no...! Bad dog!' screamed the woman.
She couldn't make herself to admit what happened. Instead, she decided to clean it up and leave it on his porch. She took the Maine Coon cat into the bathroom and washed off all the dirt and blood and laid the cat down on the neighbor's porch during that dark night.
The next day, she was on her way to go to work and her neighbor was outside.
'Good morning!' he said.
'Hello!' she replied.
The neighbor said, 'Something strange happened last night.'
'Oh really? What's that?' she asked nervously.
'Well, my Maine Coon cat died yesterday. We buried him. But this morning he was lying on my front porch!'
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Q: What is the toad's favorite sweet?
A: Lollihop.
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Q: Do you know how to catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: And how do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way.
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There once was a turkey and a lion. They were best friends.
There was a great famine and the lion was very, very hungry. So the turkey put him out of his misery and ate him.
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Q: What happened to the lion when he ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny.
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Q: What did the snail say on the turtle's back?
A: Wheeeeee!
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A: Mice cream cone.
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Q: Why would be great to cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Everybody could get drumsticks at the Thanksgiving table.
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Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A: A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird.
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