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Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A: A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird.
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Q: What does the hind say when she comes running out of the woods?
A: I will never ever do that for two bucks again.
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Q: How does the cow entertain herself?
A: She goes to the MOOOvies.
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Q: Why does the squirrel sleep on the stomach?
A: To keep the nuts warm.
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A: Mice cream cone.
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, the tourist's boat did tip over, and he fell into the water. His fear of alligators kept him on the overturned boat.
He saw an old beachcomber standing on the beach, so the tourist shouted, 'Hey! Are there any alligators around here?'
'No, they ain't been around for years!' came the answer from the old beachcomber.
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the beach.
About halfway there the tourist he asked the guy, 'How did you get rid of the alligators?'
'Actually, we didn't do anything, the sharks got them.'
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A zookeeper hurries to the three boys who are standing near the tiger's cage.
'What are you up to?' he asks.
The first boy replies, 'My name is Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the tiger.'
The second boy replies, 'My name is Joe and I was trying to feed peanuts to the tiger.'
The third boy says, 'My name is Peanuts.'
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On a calm day with few clients, the unimpressed clerk at the telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a doggy waiting in line.
'Oh, you are sooo cute!' she says on her pet voice. 'What would you like me to put on your telegram, little doggy?'
'Wow bow, wow bow wuff wow,' replies the dog.
The cheered up clerk answers on her pet voice, 'But I can add another "bow wuff wow" for the same price.'
The dog replies, 'That would sound a little silly.'
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Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
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Q: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: Well, if they dropped them, they would break.
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